Because I really hate raking leaves.

Why Don't Atheists Cut Down All the Trees?

So… umm… this really happened on The 700 Club:

 here's a rough transcript, courtesy of Hoyden About Town:

Pat Robertson: Atheists don't believe in ANYTHING. I mean, a theo means "no God," they have no Gods, so they don't have anything, so they don't believe in anything. But they can protest, somebody who believes in SOMETHING. I mean, isn't this a strange thing, that we would allow somebody who doesn't believe in anything to restrict the freedom of those who do? I mean, it makes no sense! Sooner or later we're going to wake up, but I think maybe we are…but our hats are off to the forest service, this is just one minor little skirmish, but these atheists, they're just enormously creative in figuring out things they can do that give us trouble. Kristi…

Kristi Watts [interrupting]: You know what I just thought of, Pat?

Pat Robertson: What's that?

Kristi Watts: You know you've got different kinds of, well, let's call them religions…there's one called Wicca, and they're all about the environment, right? So, their religion that believes in the environment, and they believe that trees are their god, why are these atheists not saying that we should cut down every tree? Because it's offensive. [holds out hand towards PR} Do you know what I mean?

Pat Robertson: Yes...

Kristi Watts: It's the same mentality!

Pat Robertson: Oh, absolutely.

Kristi Watts: Right?

Pat Robertson: Absolutely. OK.

Kristi Watts: [dramatic shrug] Just a thought.

Yes… Wiccans like trees… and Wiccans are a religion… so let's CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES!

Never mind that Wiccans don't actually "worship" trees… and they aren't going against the Constitution and trying to cod...

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