I was trying to think of whimsical placards to place on the reception desk window. I'm tired of the "Employees Must Wash Their Hands" signs everywhere.

Here's one;

Co-pays will be Collected
Before you are Inspected

or;

We will not prescribe more than 10(ten) pills, capsules, or suppositories that may have an addictive potential to any individual over a 6(six) month period.
Try acetaminophen or ibuprofen after reading the warning insert.

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